July 29th  -  14 notes  -  O

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Hello All,

This is a warning email, mostly directed towards Stark and Barton, but I thought it would prove helpful to everyone.

Agent Lewis will be providing doughnuts sometime this week, I’m not entirely sure which day. But mark me, if anyone gets to that box before me, well, I can’t divulge what horrors lie in store, just be aware that, while I seem to be in a weakened state, I have years of field experience. 

I have years on you, Barton, and I haven’t had a single doughnut for a month and a half. 

-P. Coulson

P.S.

Happy Hunger Games.